![]() ![]() Will present the standard Mughal compensation package: petrol pump to son and harem-pass to widow. Gave him the honorary title of Bhujiawala.ġ0 am Threw some fool down from the roof head-first. Convinced him I have way too many wives already. To be honest, the girl looked very “Diwan-e-aam”. He wants the same damn thing: matrimonial alliance. Note to self: No opium shots in the morning.Ĩ am Meeting with Raja Haldiram after refreshing bath. Instead of going to the pit, I had wandered into the courtyard of one of my most senior wives, who seems to have been pissed off with me for some reason. But then the page-boy tells me I have made yet another mistake. And oh boy did this one shake its trunk and almost flatten me twice with its huge feet before I could grab it by the tusk. Yep I am naughty in the mornings.Ħ:30 am Nothing better than to start the day off by taming a wild elephant. What makes it totally cool is that I did not even have an actual steel sword. Don’t know how this happened –I distinctly remember asking for directions to Abu Begum’s quarters.ĥ:30 am Bare-chested sword play in front of the harem. To my surprise, I found myself in bed with Abul Fazal. 5:00 am Woke up to the first rays of the sun. ![]()
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